We throw away our traditions and rights, we spend trillions into the indefinite future on arms, security and the black side, we eviscerate language (especially our own), we destroy the planet’s ecology and its creatures (including ourselves), we kill all the gods (ours too). In sum, we bet everything that the unmeaning of life is a mindless and vicious nihilism.

This is how we have realized the conservative vision!

Do you think kudos are in order?

Congratulations!  You are a conservative!